Suddenly, an Infomercial!

I wanna repost the funny stuff I say on Facebook to here but that seems very conceited.

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

(via pissedoffgrownup)

pissedoffgrownup:

suddenlyinfomercial:

pissedoffgrownup:

confirmance:

so i just heard about otherkin people 

they’re people who literally identify as cats, dogs, wolves, fish, birds, plants, and even planets. 

current mood: crying 

DONT INSULT US SUPERHOMELOCKWHOIANSKINS THAT’S RUDE

can I be a potatokin

get out of the kin world Jebadiah we don’t need you

please tell me I don’t actually look like a Jebediah D:

pissedoffgrownup:

confirmance:

so i just heard about otherkin people 

they’re people who literally identify as cats, dogs, wolves, fish, birds, plants, and even planets. 

current mood: crying 

DONT INSULT US SUPERHOMELOCKWHOIANSKINS THAT’S RUDE

can I be a potatokin

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

(Source: suarezalex, via pissedoffgrownup)

rofljay:

I’m glad they kept the most important thing that was in Brawl.

In fact, they improved it.

(via sekibanki)

misato3:

reerugan:

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ENTER THE BEAR CUBE ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

your bear cube is not even a bear square

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ…

platypusbears:

hellolallen:

sixpenceee:

Baby Getting A Chest X-Ray

This device is used to immobilize young children in order to get their x-rays, when a child is very sick and an x-ray is needed to diagnose them. It does NOT hurt them at all. Taking multiple images of a moving baby, in order to get the least blurry one is more harmful because then the child is exposed to radiation for a longer period of time.

This device, which again does NOT hurt them, allows for a technologist to grab chest images of a child as fast and as efficiently as possible. The children may sometimes cry, and get frustrated but only because they are not familiar with this device. This is typically used for babies under 25 Ibs or around 2 years old. If interested you can hear how it works from a technologist himself (What He Has To Say) (More Information)

At first glance I genuinely thought this was a baby in a blender 

free them

(via sunnyjugs)

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(via sunnyjugs)

westernkanye:

An important purchase

westernkanye:

An important purchase

(Source: goldenretrieverworld, via misscin101)

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